JOKES ABOUT SNORING!
Snoring has been the brunt of many jokes, but it is no laughing matter. Snoring affects persons of all ages, but particularly middle aged and older persons. It is estimated that over 50% of adult males and 30% of adult females may be affected by snoring.
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THIS JOKE IS THE MOST POPULAR ON THE INTERNET
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine" explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
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: Doctor, as soon as I fall asleep I start snoring?
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The Weary Traveler
Every hotel was full when the tired driver pulled into town late that night. At the largest hotel he pleaded with the night manager to please find him some place to sleep, " Any bed will do - just a place to sleep."
"Well there is one regular client who always says that if we are ever full, he will be glad to split the cost of his room with someone. But I must warn you, he snores like a volcano; and we get lots of complaints from neighboring rooms." "That will be no problem," said the weary traveler, "just show me to the room."
Next morning the man came down to breakfast looking rested and full of life. The manager said, "How'd you sleep?" "Never better!" "And the snoring didn't keep you awake?" "Slept like a baby." This was too much for the manager's curiosity, "How did you ever manage that?"
Simple, "He snored like thunder the whole time I was getting ready for bed, but once I was ready to sleep I simply went over to him, kissed him on the cheek and said, 'Good night cutie'. He sat bolt upright, and watched me like a hawk the rest of the night."
Ten: It is entirely inappropriate to wake someone up to tell him he
does not: SNORE
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